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You’ve found a DEAD BLOG.
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You can figure out why pretty easily. In a nutshell: (boyfriends ex) crazy/insecure/troll who continues stalking me…now for over a year. It was getting a little weird and childish, read old posts and see for yourself!

No new posts will be appear on this site, sad I know :( However, since there are quite a few of you new folks, if you like this blog send me a message. I will you a link to my new website and/or Twitter!

Hope to see you there! Woo Hoo!

xoxo
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This past weekend was great. There is no way in hell that this weekend can measure up to it, mostly because I don’t have time to do much except try and do lots and lots of math homework I had a very generous offer by someone who would borrow me money to finish at MKE next semester, so I wont fuck around. Not when I have an opportunity like that.  Plus, I don’t want to be one of those kids that has a job as a barista or some bullshit at a coffee shop. Minimum wage and tips can only get you so far.
Anywhozille lets start at the beginning. 

FRIDAY DECEMBER TURD (3rd)

It was my boyfriends birthday and his mom, dad, and brother all flew in at 8am and stopped by his house to pick up papers I had for them so they could stay at the Intercontinental Hotel. Thanks to my old roomie, I got them a SUPER sweet discounted rate :) So they rang the doorbell, and I quickly ran to the bathroom, did makeup, hair, and got dressed. Little did I know that when I got to the living room to see all of them, my bf would still be in his boxers and tshirt, barely awake ha-ha. They asked if we wanted to join them for breakfast and we decided to get lunch instead.  Once they left, I asked my boy friend what he wanted to do, since I was already dressed and ready to go do anything. He said ‘go back to sleep’ ha-ha.  I’d be mad if I got woken up on my bday that early!  So I threw my clothes off and got back into cuddle mode, which didn’t take much.

Once we were fully rested, we got up for real this time and headed over to Serb Hall to meet his parents for a fish fry.  His mom is so funny and cute, she sat next to me and started showing me her Angry Birds Ap on her iPhone. After lunch we went back to the house and I napped out. For his birthday dinner, he decided on going to Three Brothers (one of my favorite restaurants ) It. was. AWESOME. They are so nice there, we took lots of pictures, and I dressed up. I got to wear my heels too, and his mom was the only one shorter than me that night lol, that never happens.

We got home, did stuff(rawr) and watched a movie and went to bed.
I got him some small gifts that he needed to have around the house, which I felt bad for. I mean its stuff that is needed, but silly stuff like coasters, cutting boards, pyrex sets, etc…thats more of a ‘just because’ gift, rather than bday gift. So I went and bought him a Kitchen Aid mixer, because THAT is a bday gift. He was really happy, and I’m glad :) Its shiny and black, and awesome, and we’re going to make tons of food with it. YUS.

Saturday morning was a little nerve wrecking just because I was a tiny bit nervous for our parents to meet. Even though most of me was like ‘they’re going to get along great’ there was a sliver of doubt probably placed there by every hollywood movie ever made ha-ha. We took his mom to The Tea Room for her birthday brunch and she liked it :) My mom and his mom hit it off real well, there was never an awkward moment, and they had a lot in common. They both did theater here, in San Fran and in London. Who would have thought?! My dad and his dad also seemed to be getting along just fine at the other end of the table. I had no idea what they were talking about since I couldnt hear them over my mom and his mom lol. 

I got dropped off at my house, and went shopping with my brother after brunch and had an awesome time. We cranked xmas music, pumped up the heat and opened the windows of the car. Singing death metal versions of John and Yokos’ so this is christmas’ Got a lot of laughs, from ourselves and other people walking on the street lol.  I got back to my house, put on my nine west black dress and pumps, and headed back to BGs. We were going out for his moms dinner to Lake Park Bistro. Oh my god it was good. I’ve never  been there  but it was delicious. I could write two pages about what everyone ate, the wine and other drinks we got, and deserts, but I might get hungry again ha-ha.

After the birthday dinner we went home, and his brother went out. I think we watched another movie haha and assed out.  The next morning his parents stopped by for coffee, and waited for his brother to get ready.  Thats when I was told to go back to UW haha. Al finally got ready and we went to Kopps for one last meal before they left :(

His parents are so amazing, I love them. They sent me an Eileen Fischer long down coat yesterday in the mail. It’s so freaking warm, and so un-necessary of them to have gotten it for me! I love it though, and can’t wait to see them again.

His friend Dave came to Kopps with us and then came over for a hot minute after lunch. BG put some cookies in the oven for him and checked out his car. After he left, later that afternoon we went to Lulus for bloodies with Marcel and Bjorn. I have friends with awesome fucking names. We couldn’t stay out late because my boyfriend had surgery the next day :/ but he seems to be recovering well so far :)

I have to get ready for work meow.

I was at the bar tonight and there was a table of girls that were all at least 5’3”…like five of them with one guy about the same height.  I have a lot of friends, and the shortest friend of mine who is older than me is like 5’5”. Its awkward enough as it is. I can’t imagine hanging out with someone shorter than that…I’d tower over them and then make them my bitch lol. Just kidding short folk.  It’s just weird being at the ‘average’ height plus two inches or so than the rest of people. But seriously this table was a gnome table. Don’t you short kids get scared of tall people? You could get crushed! lol

Ok. Time to join my better half in bed. G’night Tumblrahhhhhadjfkadhfkejn

P.S. I have an awesome new cd of music from Doug AND my bar tab was only $5, when it should have been over $20. Thanks boobs.

This slob wrote a few long rants about me on her page, and realized how ignorant and unintelligent she sounded, so she did what she does every time she writes about me and realizes shes wrong;

Deleted them.

Awwww snap my friends were right. Today has been a long one so far, and now I have to get ready for work.  Hopefully no ones bitching at work about the election results. Whats done is done, and complaining about it wont change anything. 

“Don’t you think that he and I had been through enough with that?” that you accused him of wanting other girls constantly? That you were threatened by every girl, even his old friend from high school? I wasn’t the only girl you had a problem with honey, it was every girl.

What exactly did I send that made me such an idiot according to your standards? . Get a new tumblr, blog or whatever, and stop stalking mine. Get a life, and a therapist, you need help more than I thought.  I was nice, I didn’t call you names or point out your flaws, which apparently you have a plethora of.  Whats sad is that you keep responding to this. I thought you didn’t care, yet you keep checking my tumblr. Comical.

For the sake of your next/current boyfriend, I hope you get your shit straightened out.

Leave me the fuck alone.